The Oliver Perez Trilogy has reached its conclusion. Call it "The Good, The Bad and The Ollie" if you want. I guess that would make this chapter "The Ollie".We at Studious Metsimus would like to thank you, our fellow SMFs, for reading these song parodies and hope that Ollie doesn't give us any reasons to write any more of these in the remaining two years of his ungodly contract. After all, I have too much admiration for the Ramones to keep disrespecting them like that.
The final song in the trilogy is based on a track from the favorite Ramones album of the Studious Metsimus staff, the 1977 album "Rocket To Russia". The original version of the song is called "Teenage Lobotomy". If Ollie was about ten years younger, I wouldn't have to change the title for the parody. However, since he has outgrown his teenage years, a new title had to be scribbled out. Behold the finale of the Oliver Perez Trilogy. We promise we won't introduce a Jar Jar-like character when we start another trilogy in the future. This one is called "Tendinosis On Ollie's Knee":
On Ollie's Knee! On Ollie's Knee! On Ollie's Knee! On Ollie's Knee!
Tendinosis did a job on his knee
Now he's getting surgery
Guess we now have better news
That we won't have his starts to lose
All the doctors seem to agree
Tendinosis On Ollie's Knee!
Drugs will sedate our Ollie
While he's getting surgery
Doctors guess they'll have to tell him
That they found no cerebellum
All he went for was his knee
Now there's no brain inside Ollie!
On Ollie's Knee! On Ollie's Knee! On Ollie's Knee! On Ollie's Knee!
Tendinosis did a job on his knee
Now he's getting surgery
Guess we now have better news
That we won't have his starts to lose
All the doctors seem to agree
Tendinosis On Ollie's Knee!
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