Showing posts with label Captain Obvious. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Captain Obvious. Show all posts

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Captain Obvious Speaks About Mets Adjusting To Citi Field

In today's Daily News, Jerry Manuel stated that the Mets must adjust to the dimensions of the ballpark in order to take full advantage of it.

To that, Studious Metsimus would like to present the Mets' resident Captain Obvious with a new honor, the "Duh, me!" Award.


Of course, the Mets will have to adjust. They obviously haven't adjusted to Citi Field offensively, having hit fewer than 50 home runs there. As a matter of fact, since the home run apple rises during the seventh inning stretch, fans attending games at Citi Field have been more likely to snap pictures of it during "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" than after an actual home run. As of Friday night's game, the apple has risen 79 times during the seventh inning stretch and 49 times after home runs hit by Mets players.

Captain Obvious went on to talk about David Wright's power failure at Citi Field this season. He made an interesting observation when he said,

"The real question is: Will David Wright come back and be the home run hitter that he is? That's the only one that we've really been able to evaluate in this particular park and say, 'Hey, we could have had this amount of home runs, but didn't.' "

"How does that affect him going forward, or was there some mechanical, fundamental thing that he could have done differently to hit more home runs, on the road, or what have you? I don't think we'll make any adjustments as far as the ballpark goes, but as individuals and hitting programs go, there's a possibility of some adjustments being made."

Oh, really? What hapened to that 80-pitch drill in spring training? You know the one. It's the one where hitters were given 80 pitches to swing at in six minutes so they could hit to the opposite field naturally when they became fatigued during the drill.

The opposite field for David Wright at Citi Field is the bullpen and the Mo-Zone, or Death Valley. Whereas the opposite field for Wright at Shea Stadium was anywhere from 371 to 396 feet, Death Valley at Citi Field ranges from 378 to 415 feet.

Friday night's game was an example of how Death Valley added another double to David Wright's total instead of a home run. In the bottom of the first inning, Wright hit a ball that bounced just before the 415 sign in front of the Mets bullpen and bounced over for a ground-rule double. With one more double, Wright will have his fourth consecutive 40-double season, despite the fact that he will have played in fewer games this season than in the previous three 40-double campaigns due to his DL stint.

Is it possible that if players hadn't been encouraged to hit the ball the other way so much in the 80-pitch drills, they might have hit with a little more power this year? Opposing players haven't had much a problem hitting home runs at Citi Field. Just ask Mark Reynolds. He seemed to have made a few friends in the second deck of left field seats when the Diamondbacks made their first and only visit to Citi Field when he hit four home runs in the three-game series.

I hope Howard Johnson plans to teach them how to pull when pulling the ball is warranted. After all, as any long-time Mets fan would know, no one pulled more home runs in a Mets uniform than HoJo. Maybe then, the home run apple will make more appearances during a home run trot than during Lazy Mary.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Injured Player of The Week Award: Week of 8/1-8/7

The ZCB Injured Player of The Week Award could go to any number of candidates. As usual, there was no shortage of injuries over the past seven days. Let's take a look at this week's nominations:

Luis Castillo: After grounding out on August 4, he took a stumble down the dugout steps, injuring his leg. He has not played since he became acquainted with the dugout floor.

Jonathon Niese: He covered first base awkwardly during a failed attempt to complete a double play on August 5. After throwing his first warmup pitch to test his leg, he collapsed in a heap on the mound. Niese had to be helped off the field and will now miss the rest of the season after suffering a complete tear of his upper right hamstring tendon.

Gary Sheffield: Sheffield hit a line drive off the left field wall at Citi Field on August 5. What appeared to be an easy double turned into a painful single, as Sheffield aggravated the hamstring injury that put him on the 15-day DL in July. Although he has been able to take batting practice, he has not started a game since Wednesday.

So who wins this week's award? Although Luis Castillo's injury gave him a pretty cool nickname (Luis "I now use two hands, but not on the handrail" Castillo), this week's award goes to...


SEAN "NO NECK" GREEN!

In a shocking upset, Sean Green is the recipient of the IPW award. He came into the game on August 4 in the tenth inning. The game was tied 7-7, with the bases loaded and two men out. Mark DeRosa was Green's first batter as Albert PooHoles salivated on deck. One pitch later, DeRosa went ouchie as Green forced in the go-ahead run with a hit batsman. With the bases still loaded, Green was left in the game to pitch to PooHoles, who feasted on an 0-2 pitch by launching it into the left field seats for a grand slam. Green did not watch the pitch leave the ballpark as he has no neck.

Green then forgot about his secret identity as the masked adventurer, Captain Obvious, when he offered this quip to reporters after the game:

"That's not how I had it planned out."

For his achievements in giving Mark DeRosa a boo boo, giving Mets fans a brain cramp and inadvertently revealing his secret identity to the world, ZCB presents Sean Green with the Injured Player of The Week Award. He may not be physically injured right now, but he should be.