I will not talk about the details of "The Crack Heard 'Round The World". I will not even mention the player on the opposing team's name. I am just going to make an offer to the Mets instead.
After a season in which the Mets gave us so many happy moments, I would like to give something back to them. It's something that would please me and millions of other Mets fans if the team chooses to accept it.
In 2013, as part of Season Ticket Holders' Appreciation Day, I entered a trivia contest to win a Mets prize. I was asked by Mets public address announcer Alex Anthony to identify the only player who played for the Mets in each season in the 1980s. My correct response of Mookie Wilson won me an autographed Ruben Tejada baseball.
I have held onto that ball for two years now but I am now willing to part with it. I will gladly donate it to the Mets on one condition. They have to somehow find a way to get it into a division series game, especially when a certain dirty player comes to bat.
And they have to drill him with it.
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Not only do they have to drill him with it, but they have to do it so skillfully that the ink from Tejada's signature is permanently tattooed on the player's skin.
Am I asking for too much from the Mets in return for the donation of this baseball to them? Maybe. But someone has to do something in response to what happened to Ruben Tejada in the seventh inning of last night's affair. Obviously, the most P.C. thing to do is make the dirty player watch the Mets celebrate on the field after New York wins two more games in the series. But due to the nature of Tejada's injury and the repeated offenses on Tejada - and other middle infielders - by this player, I demand that more should be done.
That is why I'm offering this baseball to the Mets. The ball has become more special to me than I ever thought it would, but in light of the events of last night's game, I am more than willing to part with it for this appropriate cause.
Do the right thing, Mets. Take my baseball, please. And make sure the dirty player never forgets Ruben Tejada's name.