Hurricane Sandy is churning its way up the Eastern seaboard. No, I'm not talking about Mets' general manager Sandy Alderson. I'm talking about an actual meteorological event here. But now that I think of it, the Mets' Sandy has a few things in common with Mother Nature's Sandy.
Let's take a look at the tale of the tape between Hurricane Sandy and Sandy Alderson to see how similar they are and how slow a news day it is when there's no World Series game to watch and discuss. Enjoy and please do your best to stay safe during the coming storm - the one that's not currently in the Mets' front office!
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Hurricane Sandy
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Sandy Alderson
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Churning its
way up the Eastern seaboard
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Hoping to
move up in the Eastern division
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Expected to
cause widespread power outages
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Is used to
seeing team-wide power outages
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Barometric
pressure continues to lower
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Pressure from
the fans continues to rise
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Continues to
push its way forth
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Continues to
watch his team finish fourth
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Flushing Bay
might overflow its banks
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Would have
more bank if not for Jason Bay
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100 million
wish to be spared
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Wishes the
Wilpons could spare $100 million
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