Showing posts with label Señor Solly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Señor Solly. Show all posts
Monday, May 7, 2012
Gettin' Iggy With It: Nieuwenhuis, Yes! Niese, Not Yet!
Hi, everyone! My name is Iggy Beartran, the sister of Studious Metsimus co-blogger and bear about town, Joey Beartran. Although I’ve appeared in a number of photos used in Studious Metsimus posts, I had never written a blog post before because … well … I hadn’t learned how to read anything other than menus. Obviously, that also meant I hadn’t learned how to write either. But now, with the help of Joey and my twin sister Angel, I’ve learned that there is more to reading than being able to order a Mex Burger at Citi Field on my own. And now I’m sharing my first written words with you on a topic that is sure to be on the minds of all of our readers. Well, most of them. Okay, some of them. At least a dozen of them. Two, for sure.
So tell me, what do you think of those Jonathon Niese T-shirts for sale at Citi Field? What? You haven’t seen them there? Well, hey, you’re not alone. In fact, you can’t find Jonathon Niese shirts for sale anywhere inside Citi Field or at any of the team’s Clubhouse Shop locations in New York.
For those of you who are not aware of it, Niese has been a Met since 2008, when the Mets were still playing at Shea Stadium. Meanwhile, Ruben Tejada, who didn’t become an everyday player until this year, has an orange No. 11 shirt for sale at Citi Field. You can also find Justin Turner’s No. 2 shirt and Lucas Duda’s No. 21 on the racks. Duda did not become a regular until after Carlos Beltran’s trade to San Francisco last July and Turner has never been more than a super-utility player, a latter-day Joe McEwing, if you will.
That brings us to Kirk Noowen … Neuwin … Nieuwenhuis. (I told you I’m still learning. Don’t judge.) The Mets’ rookie outfielder has made quite a splash in the big leagues, providing clutch hits and superb outfield defense since being called up to the parent team when Andres Torres was placed on the disabled list after the Mets’ Opening Day victory. Still, he has just 100 or so at-bats in the majors, but that didn’t stop him from getting a spot on the merchandise racks at Citi Field.
That’s right, Mets fans. Kirk Nieuwenhuis has beaten Jonathon Niese to the T-shirt rack, as shown by yours truly in the photo below.
I can understand that the Mets are trying to capitalize on Kirk Nieuwenhuis’ popularity. Heck, I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried to contact Madison Avenue advertising executives to get him his own shampoo commercial. But why does the team continue to snub Niese when it comes to T-shirt sales?
Jonathon Niese has shown steady improvement from year to year. The Mets acknowledged that by channeling Toucan Sam, following their nose on Niese and locking up their southpaw starter with a five-year contract, the first long-term deal given to a player in the Sandy Alderson era. Niese is the only player contractually committed to the team through the year 2016. But the way things are going in the merchandising department, it might take until then for the Mets to sell a Niese shirt to the masses.
The Mets are no longer selling K-Rod’s No. 75, Beltran’s No. 15 and Reyes’ No. 7. How about instead of trying to shove their surplus of Jason Bay’s No. 44 shirts down our collective throats, they realize that their homegrown pitcher who is going to be with the team for quite some time can probably sell a shirt or two in his own right?
Fans are excited with the team’s unexpected good start. They’re also excited that the team is succeeding mostly due to its homegrown players, like David Wright, Daniel Murphy, Ruben Tejada, Kirk Nieuwenhuis, and yes, Jonathon Niese. If the Mets are going to sell their homegrown players’ shirts in the team store, then they need to add the shirt of the player they’ve committed the most time to.
It’s time for the Mets to get Iggy with it and add Jonathon Niese’s No. 49 to their team store inventory, reducing the space they have for Jason Bay’s shirts. If they’re worried about Bay’s shirts going to waste, they can always use his No. 44 shirts as tourniquets to be used for his next injury. Problem solved.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
When The SUMMER Is Gone, MY FAMILY Will Remain
See the glowing Mets fan to the left? That's no David Wright fangirl. That's the Coop, writer extraordinaire. For the past three years, she has shared her thoughts on the Mets and everything associated with the team on My Summer Family, one of the most unique and respected Mets sites around.However, it has come to our attention that the Coop has retired My Summer Family, as announced in her most recent work, "Roll Call 2010: A Very Special Post".
The Studious Metsimus staff could only think of one word that could describe our feelings accurately regarding this surprise retirement, and that word is...
Sigh...
My Summer Family was always one of the first places we would turn to for thought-provoking, insightful and entertaining pieces on the Mets. Where else could we be told to "just forfeit" to avoid suffering from "Post-Traumatic Mets Disorder"?
The Coop was never afraid to tell it like it is, even if it involved using language that only soon-to-be Hall of Famer Bert Blyleven would love.
There has been an overwhelming display of love and support for the Coop from the blogging community. From Joe D at Mets Merized Online to Greg Prince at Faith and Fear in Flushing, there has been no shortage of respectful goodbyes for the writer known to the Studious Metsimus staff as "The Better Half".Wait. The Better Half? What, you didn't know? That's right. The Coop and I have taken the plunge and tied the knot in an Amazin' Met-rimony.
For those of you who don't understand my not-so-cryptic previous paragraph, I'll come right out and say it. WE'RE MARRIED, Y'ALL!!
Although our wedding day was on Cinco De Mayo (which celebrates the Mexican Army's victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla in 1862), there was one particular Mexican-born pitcher who was not invited to the day's festivities. Sorry, Ollie.So the My Summer Family era has come to an end. But don't worry. Although you won't see the My Summer Family blog anymore, the Coop will find a way to make her presence felt. Whether it be applying for the still-vacant Mets' GM position (COOP FOR GM!!) or trying to arrange the latest Citi Field Sit Out, her unique perspective will always be at the forefront of any discussion on the state of the Mets. If you build it, Coop will come.
Ted Williams retired after hitting a home run in his final turn at bat. So did Todd Zeile. There's now a threesome in that department (Señor Solly and Bert Blyleven would certainly approve of that statement), as My Summer Family is going out on top.
Retirement is never easy. Just ask Mike Schmidt. (see video below)
Congratulations to an excellent writer, a passionate Mets fan and the most incredible and loving wife in the world. I'll try my best to continue what you began at My Summer Family here at Studious Metsimus, but I know I'll never compare to you.
You have been my inspiration, my muse and my reason to continue writing about anything that pops into my head regarding the Mets. The sun has set on My Summer Family, but it will never set on us. I love you and wish you the best wherever that takes you. Just promise to take me along for the ride.

Sunday, May 16, 2010
From Worst To First To Worst Again
On April 16, after playing ten games, the Mets were 3-7 and were buried in last place, five games behind the division-leading Phillies and two games behind the fourth-place Nationals. Of course, two weeks later, the Mets surprised everyone (including themselves) by running off an eight-game winning streak. In a fortnight, the Mets had crashed the penthouse suite in the NL East and had knocked the Phillies off their perch.
One month after the Mets were in last place, they find themselves back in the cellar, proving that they can go back home again, as long as home means shoddy pitching, poor defense and bringing up the rear in the NL East.
The Mets are now 18-20. However, with the way they've been playing recently, coupled with events that took place during the third inning of today's game, the Mets might be playing games this summer hoping to get back to being only two games below .500. Let's take a look at a few things.
Had the Mets not scored six runs in the eighth inning of Tuesday night's game against the Nationals, they would be in the midst of an eight-game losing streak, having lost last Sunday's series finale against the Giants and the first game of the series against the Nationals on Monday. Jerry Manuel's head would be on the chopping block and the fans would be lining up to release the guillotine.
Jerry Manuel has already decided that he's not down with O.P.P. (Oliver Perez's Problems) and has relegated Ollie to the bullpen. However, what seemed to be the obvious choice with Hisanori "Don't Call Me Ken" Takahashi replacing Perez in the rotation is no longer a sure thing. In fact, it's not happening. Why's that? Because of today's starter, Jonathon "Don't Call Me Solly" Niese.
Jonathon Niese had to be removed from today's game after re-injuring his right hamstring in the third inning. This is the same hamstring that required season-ending surgery last year. As a result of Niese's injury, Takahashi was brought into the game and threw 59 pitches, making him unavailable to make Oliver Perez's next scheduled start on Wednesday.
The New York Times is reporting that Raul Valdes is being considered for the start on Wednesday. Long-suffering Mets fans (and by long-suffering, I mean since April) might recall that Valdes has stepped in for Oliver Perez before. It was Valdes who gave up a grand slam to the Cardinals' Felipe Lopez on April 16 to deny Oliver Perez of what would have been his only victory of the season. Perez had entered the seventh inning of that game with a 1-0 lead, only to be removed with one out and one on for Fernando Nieve-ryday. Nieve-ryday then hit Skip Schumaker and walked Matt Holliday before giving way to Raul Valdes and his magic gopher ball.
Therefore, to summarize:
Oliver Perez - Outie
Jonathon Niese - Ouchie
Don't Call Me Ken - Still in the 'pen
Raul Valdes and his Magic Gopher Ball - Coming soon to a mound near you
Fernando Nieve-ryday - Has a cool Studious Metsimus nickname
John Maine - Not mentioned here, but is about to throw ball sixteen.
The Mets' minor league team in Brooklyn is called the Cyclones, but it's the fans who have been taken on a roller coaster ride. We've had to watch the team go down, up and down again. The ride is not over yet, but with the way the team has been playing, some fans are looking forward to getting off the ride. Can you blame them? Why get on a rickety ride if the owners aren't willing to give it the proper repairs?
It might be a long season at Citi Field this year. Let's hope the ride gets better as the summer progresses.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
A Chipmunk Christmas Song For Omar Minaya
Season's greetings, SMFs! The Studious Metsimus staff (all two of us) would like to wish our readers (all two of you) best wishes for a happy and healthy holiday season. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or Festivus, the holidays are always a special time to reflect on the events of the past year.At Studious Metsimus, we'd like to reflect on the Hot Stove season. Rumor has it that it's better to give than to receive, so we'd like to give Omar Minaya a special song that we hope he receives.
It's a song parody of the classic Christmas song by the Chipmunks. You may know it by its given name, "The Chipmunk Song". Hopefully, between signing every member of the Phi Catcha Catcha fraternity and singing his favorite "once we get our guys back" ditty (Thanks, Joe D), Omar Minaya will realize that Mets fans don't give a sh*t about the opening of the Catchers' Warehouse unless they open an annex next to it that specializes in Hollidays and Bays. Enjoy the song!
All right, you SMFs! Ready to sing your song?
I'll say we are!
F*ck Yeah!
Let's sing it now!
Okay, Solly?Okay!
Okay, George Theodore?Okay!
Okay, Taryn? Taryn?TARYN!!!
Okay!
Christmas, Christmas time is here.
Time to sign Bay for five years.
We're not good, but we're not last.
Hurry, Omar, sign Bay fast.
No more throwing us for a loop
Or else the next GM'll be Coop.
We can't stand you having us wait.
Please sign Bay, don't be late!
No more treating fans like poop.
Don't incur the wrath of Coop.
Omar, hope we set you straight.
Please sign Bay, don't be late!
Move your ass or accept your fate.
Please sign Bay, don't be late!
Don't give us that look, Omar! You brought this upon yourself. You felt the need to sign Chris Coste and Henry Blanco while the Red Sox were pouncing on John Lackey and the Phillies were scooping up Roy Halladay.The song above is not as much a parody as it is a statement echoed by Mets fans everywhere. We must not have a repeat of the 2009 season. You must do whatever it takes to improve this team.
If Mets fans don't get a power hitter like Jason Bay in their Christmas stockings, you will be forever known as the Bay/Omar Butcher. I'm sure you know what will happen to you if the team doesn't improve dramatically next season. It'll be far worse than just incurring the wrath of Coop.
On that note, I can't think of a better time to wish all our readers a Merry Christmas! The Studious Metsimus staff want you to be safe this holiday season so you can come back in one piece for the 2010 season. Wish we could say the same about Omar Minaya...MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL, LET'S GO METS !!!!
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