Monday, July 27, 2009

Fire Bernie! (A Sean Kingston Song Parody)

Okay, Tony. Put your shirt back on. We know you don't look like that, even if you think you're the biggest bad@$$ out there. Besides, you're going to need that shirt when you're standing on the unemployment line.

To honor you and your current employment status, I dedicate the latest ZCB song parody to you. In fact, this song boasts two writers, as it was co-written by Denise Winter. (Gracias, seƱorita!) It's a parody of Sean Kingston's chart-topping dance sensation and we renamed it in your honor. Here is "Fire Bernie!"


Somebody call Fred Wilpon!
Bernie's fired; fans are on the dance floor.
Whoooooaaaaa!

(Fire Bernie, fire Bernie)
What a con!
Wilpon!
Let's Go!
Hey!
Dead one!
Hey hey!

Tony did a stupid thing
Got into an argument at Double A
Challenged players as he walked through the door
His collar started tickling
Impersonating McConaughey
Made for quite a theater of the absurd.

Mets had to pop him, stop him, drop him
That man's a fake
It's a scandal; need to shoo that crazy lame-o away
Now take my blue and orange Mets jersey
Tony B. has gotten fired, gotten fired.

Somebody call Fred Wilpon!
Bernie's fired; fans are on the dance floor.
Whoooooaaaaa!
We gotta cool them down
'Fore they tear the Citi to the ground floor.
Whoooooaaaaa!

They fired Bernie, fired Bernie, not one chance more.
Now no more Tony, finally earned his way out the door.
They fired Bernie, fired Bernie, not one chance more.
Now no more Tony, finally earned his way out the door.
(Fire Bernie, fire Bernie)

Tony's body is no masterpiece
Put that shirt on, you hairy beast
Without you, we'll take that championship home.
I'm glad we didn't get to see your legs
Now the Mets games are gonna change
'Cause their coverage won't have you anymore.


Mets had to pop him, stop him, drop him
That man's a fake
It's a scandal; need to shoo that crazy lame-o away
Now take my blue and orange Mets jersey
Tony B. has gotten fired, gotten fired.

Somebody call Fred Wilpon!
Bernie's fired; fans are on the dance floor.
Whoooooaaaaa!
We gotta cool them down
'Fore they tear the Citi to the ground floor.
Whoooooaaaaa!

They fired Bernie, fired Bernie, not one chance more.
Now no more Tony, finally earned his way out the door.
They fired Bernie, fired Bernie, not one chance more.
Now no more Tony, finally earned his way out the door.


He's gotten fired, no more chances.
That'll make Minaya run around.
Hey!
Now exit through the ground floor.
Wave goodbye at the door.
Hey!
He's gotten fired, no more chances.
That'll make Minaya run around.
(Adam, get out of my way, everybody show him out, hey!)
Now exit through the ground floor.
Wave goodbye at the door.
(Where's Wilpon? Let's go! Adam! Let's go, hey!)

Mets had to pop him, stop him, drop him
That man's a fake
It's a scandal; need to shoo that crazy lame-o away
Now take my blue and orange Mets jersey
Tony B. has gotten fired, gotten fired.

Somebody call Fred Wilpon!
Bernie's fired; fans are on the dance floor.
Whoooooaaaaa!
We gotta cool them down
'Fore they tear the Citi to the ground floor.
Whoooooaaaaa!

They fired Bernie, fired Bernie, not one chance more.
Now no more Tony, finally earned his way out the door.
They fired Bernie, fired Bernie, not one chance more.
Now no more Tony, finally earned his way out the door.

Somebody call Fred Wilpon!

4 comments:

missdee1376 said...

What can I say? I added my two cents when you wrote it!! Thanks for letting me be a part of this. It came out awesome!!

Satish Ram said...

LOL!

Great job with this. It was nothing short of awesome.

sarah said...

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Denise said...

Wow! When I commented the first time, I was still Miss Dee!! I have to say, this was just as awesome to read now as it was when it was written :)