Showing posts with label Lucas Duda. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lucas Duda. Show all posts

Thursday, May 3, 2018

Joey's World Tour: Missouri Madness (Part II - Royal Rumbin' in Kansas City)

Kauffman Stadium is middle-aged, but it still looks young to me.  (Photo by Ed Leyro/Studious Metsimus)

Hello again!  This is Studious Metsimus' one and only roving reporter and culinary expert, Joey Beartran, and this is the second part of my two-part Missouri Madness tour.  After slogging my way through St. Louis (and two Mets losses), I hopped on a bus going west to the BBQ capital of the world, Kansas City.

I thought the best part of this trip would be that the Mets weren't joining me in KC, meaning that I couldn't see them lose any games in person.  Then I thought the best part would be the sampling some Kansas City style barbecue.  I was wrong on both counts.  The best part of Kansas City was Kansas City as a whole.  Let's go on a virtual tour of a city that's the true crown jewel of Missouri.

Of course, the main reason the Studious Metsimus staff went to Kansas City was to attend a ballgame at Kauffman Stadium, home of the Royals.  Originally, we were going to go in 2016 when the Mets were scheduled to open the season there.  Then the 2015 World Series happened.  And we decided to go to cities that didn't open up fresh wounds instead.

Three years after that Fall Not-So-Classic, the Mets opened the season with one of the best records in the league and the Royals were at the bottom of their division.  So if you ask me, now seemed like a pretty good time to check out "The K".  And boy, did we ever check it out.  I mean, look at this view!


Sunset in KC is truly the place to be!  (EL/SM)

The Royals continued to disappoint as a team, losing to the equally inept White Sox, 7-4 in 11 innings, but nothing about my time at the game was disappointing to me.  For one thing, the food choices at Kauffman Stadium blew the door off anything served at Busch Stadium.

There was several food stands devoted to BBQ such as "The Pit", which served items such as brisket or pulled pork BBQ sandwiches, BBQ extreme fries (in a souvenir helmet, to boot!) and the cheesy corn brisket-achos that made their way to the recent MLB Food Fest.  But my favorite stand was "Sweet Baby Ray's" barbecue in center field.  I could have ordered a cheesesteak with burnt edges, but instead, I went with the mac and cheese with baked beans.  The woman behind the register accused me of being a vegetarian because I didn't order steak or brisket, but I was really just looking forward to chowing down on their famous BBQ Baked Beans.  And they did not disappoint.


Ooey gooey mac n' cheese and two bowls of BBQ baked beans.  And they were inexpensive, too!  (EL/SM)

This is most definitely a food stand I'm racing to the next time I attend a game at "The K".  The baked beans were even better than advertised and the mac and cheese was chewy, gooey and gone faster than you can say, "Why couldn't Lucas Duda have made a better throw to home plate to nail Eric Hosmer in Game Five?"

Oh, and speaking of Lucas Duda, he's a member of the Royals now.  And he even has own banner outside the ballpark.  I mean, Royals fans loved him since Game Five so they might as well shower him with gifts at Kauffman Stadium just like he gave them a gift as a member of the Mets in the World Series.

But I digress.


Eric Hosmer may be gone, but Lucas Duda still lives on.  (EL/SM)

Back to the topic of hand, namely, the tasty things I can put in my mouth at Kauffman Stadium.  In addition to all the barbecue stands in the ballpark, you can also have gourmet hot dogs with unique toppings at "Dogfather".  There are also berrie-kabobs for dessert.  This succulent snack has berries covered in chocolate and icing, which are then pierced by a long stick.  And for all you non-kids out there, you can have alcohol in a way you don't normally see at ballparks back east.

Kauffman Stadium has a pour-your-own-beer stand, where you choose your beer from either a tap wall or behind a bodega-style refrigerated display.  And if you like your alcohol just a little bit colder, you can order a vodka-infused sno cone (in cherry or blue raspberry flavors) or vodka lemonade.  It almost makes me wish I was already 21 so I could try one!


Imagine if they had these at Citi Field on hot days.  The lines would be longer than Shake Shack.  (EL/SM)

Another aspect of the park that put Citi Field to shame was the Royals Hall of Fame and Museum.  The Mets have seven more years of history than the Royals do, yet the studio apartment-sized Hall of Fame and Museum at Citi Field pales in comparison to the multi-room exhibit at Kauffman Stadium.

Located in the left field corner on the field level, the Royals Hall of Fame and Museum celebrates the team's best players, with a section for retired numbers and a wing devoted to the Royals' one Cooperstown honoree, George Brett.  It also has Dan Quisenberry's Rolaids Relief Man Award, team trophies, a history of the World Series (and not just the Royals' appearances in the Fall Classic), player lockers and bobbleheads.  In the area where the Royals Hall of Fame members are honored, a beautifully done painting of each honoree is displayed, along with a short history of the player depicted on the canvas.  It sure beats the traditional Hall of Fame plaque.  (And I was surprised to see so many former Mets who were honored for their playing and/or coaching careers in Kansas City.)

But my favorite display in the museum had to be the huge No. 5 made with 3,154 baseballs, or one for each hit collected by George Brett during his 21-year career in Kansas City.  In the middle of the display is Brett's 3,000th hit ball and the bat used to reach that milestone.  Incredibly, the bat is still loaded with pine tar as a reminder of just how much Brett applied to his lumber during his career.  And in case you were wondering, the Pine Tar Game is also discussed in the museum.

Of course, as a Mets fan, I was upset that the jersey worn by Eric Hosmer in Game Five of the 2015 World Series (complete with Citi Field dirt still on it) was prominently displayed, as well as the third base bag he was standing on before he made his mad dash to the plate,  But that was offset somewhat by the unexpected Gil Hodges Mets jersey from 1969 that was there to commemorate the team that won the championship during the Royals' inaugural season.


This trophy would have been ours if World Series games ended after seven innings.  (EL/SM)

Kauffman Stadium is a great place to watch a game, but if you have young kids who can't stay still in a seat for three hours, there are many activities to keep them occupied.  Whereas Citi Field only has a dunk tank, pitch speed machine and a mini field, Kauffman Stadium has so much more.

There's a baseball-themed carousel.  There's a much larger "mini" field where you can play actual baseball games.  There are pitching cages.  There are batting cages.  There's even a miniature golf course with baseball obstacles.  And of course, there are the beautiful fountains in center field that shoot water high up in the air between innings and when the Royals score.

All those things were great for a Mets fan like me.  Why is that, you ask?  Because they distracted me from the 2015 World Series flag flying in the wind and the large 2015 World Champions sign in center field.


I think I liked this sign better when it just said 1985 World Champions.  (EL/SM)

So that covers the ballpark in Kansas City.  But watching a game is far from the only thing you can do in this beautiful burgh and the nearby surrounding areas.

There are numerous great restaurants and venues to watch live music in the Power and Light District.  There's also the Harry S. Truman Presidential Library and Museum in nearby Independence, MO.  For music lovers, nothing beats the American Jazz Museum in the 18th and Vine District.  And housed in the same building is the Negro Leagues Baseball Museum, which I made sure to visit during my stay in the city.

Ordinarily, photos are not allowed in the NLBM.  This is done to protect the artifacts within the 10,000 square-foot space.  But my colleagues and I were given a green light to take all the photos we wanted to document our visit on the Studious Metsimus site.  My photographer took hundreds of photos, of which I will share a few here.


This was my field of dreams, which I shared with some of the greatest players of all-time.  (EL/SM)


So there you have it, my fellow Mets fans.  The baseball teams from Kansas City and St. Louis may have given the Mets lots of heartache in recent years, but the cities those teams call home made up for all the grief.  Well, at least Kansas City did.  And for all the things St. Louis didn't have, Kansas City picked up the slack and then some.

Busch Stadium and Kauffman Stadium are both beautiful ballparks.  Although the immediate area around Busch has more baseball-related activities to entertain fans when there are no games being played, Kauffman is the superior stadium.  The food is tastier and there is more variety.  And there's far more to do inside "The K" when the game isn't the only thing you're interested in.

I can't wait to rumble in the Royals' home town again.  Maybe next time I'll just fly over St. Louis and wave at Busch Stadium from the air while I count down the minutes until I touch down in Kansas City.  And by then, maybe losing the World Series to the Royals in 2015 won't sting as much as it still does and I'll just want BBQ because it's delicious rather than to wash away the memories of that Fall Classic.

Thanks for joining me on the latest legs of my baseball world tour.  Now excuse me while I try on my Negro Leagues apparel.  They may have allowed me to take photos in the museum but they still have to work on making clothes in my size.


Hope my colleagues kept the receipt for this.  (EL/SM)


For previous installments of Joey's World Tour, please click on the links below, where you will be entertained by Joey's wit, photos and love of ballpark cuisine:

World Tour Stop #1: Baltimore
World Tour Stop #2: Washington, DC
World Tour Stop #3: Pittsburgh
World Tour Stop #4: Texas
World Tour Stop #5: Los Angeles
World Tour Stop #6: San Diego
World Tour Stop #7: Toronto
World Tour Stop #8: Chicago (NL)
World Tour Stop #9: Milwaukee
World Tour Stop #10: Seattle
World Tour Stop #11: Cleveland
World Tour Stop #12: Brooklyn (Ebbets Field site) and Manhattan (Polo Grounds site)
World Tour Stop #13: Baltimore (again) and Pittsburgh (part deux)
World Tour Stop #14: Cincinnati
World Tour Stop #15: Colorado
World Tour Stop #16: Cooperstown (Baseball Hall of Fame)
World Tour Stop #17: Detroit
World Tour Stop #18: Atlanta
World Tour Stop #19: Miami
World Tour Stop #20: St. Louis

 

Saturday, April 1, 2017

The Magic 8-Ball Predicts the 2017 Mets Season

The Mets are coming off back-to-back postseason appearances for only the second time in team history.  After their first set of consecutive playoff berths in 1999 and 2000, New York barely finished above .500 in 2001.  After that, the Mets ran Bobby Valentine out of town in 2002 and then Art Howe battled his way through two lousy seasons.

Will the 2017 Mets follow the breadcrumbs left behind by their underachieving early-aughts predecessors?  Or will they actually go where no Mets team has gone before; the playoffs for a third straight season?

Only time and a 162-game campaign will tell.  But in our case, we don't have to wait for the end of a six-month season to discover the Mets' fate.  We have a Magic 8-Ball for that.  And since it usually doesn't want to be bothered, let's ask it our annual questions before it starts acting like a douche.  (Although I think the Magic 8-Ball can be quite amusing when it acts like Bryce Harper.)

So without further ado, here's your buddy and mine, the Magic 8-Ball!  It's wonderful to have you back, M8B!



Um, I'm the guy who asks you questions every year about the state of the Mets.  In fact, this is the eighth year we've done this.  Clearly, you must remember our interviews.




Sorry I don't meet your expectations.  Who did you want to interview you?  Mike Lupica?  Jared Diamond?  The late Jimmy Breslin?




Well, he's hibernating right now so you've got me!  Anyway, let's just get on to the questions.  What's your outlook on the Mets' pitching staff?  Will they carry the team to the promised land?




Not exactly?  Do you not think Noah Syndergaard is a legitimate Cy Young Award candidate?  You can't think Jacob deGrom will be inconsistent like he was last year now that he found his velocity again.  And Robert Gsellman and Seth Lugo looked pretty solid at the end of the 2016 season as well.  What's missing from the staff that will prevent them from attaining late October glory?




Do you honestly think Colón is the missing link who could carry the team to a World Series title?




Ha ha.  Very funny.  Let's shift to the offense.  Will Jay Bruce ever be able to match the numbers he put up in Cincinnati?




That's good to hear.  So does that mean we should expect 30+ homers and close to 100 RBI from the Mets' right fielder?




Because of course you were.  Speaking of 30+ homers and 100 RBI...




Fine!  While I was on the subject of 30 HR and 100 RBI, what do you think are the chances of Lucas Duda recovering from the injury that caused him to miss most of last season?  Will he ever become a feared hitter who can protect Yoenis Céspedes in the lineup?




I guess carrying an okay stick is better than carrying James Loney on the 25-man roster.  Now let's talk about Asdrubal Cabrera.  Will he have another solid season like the one he had in 2016?




What's going to happen?  Is Cabrera going to get his finger stuck in a teammate's batting helmet when he takes it off his head?  Will one of his game-ending bat flips end up whacking him on the head when the bat returns to terra firma?  I need to know! 




At least?  For getting bleach in his eye just from dyeing his hair?  What could possibly be the reason for his disabled list stint being longer than 60 days?




That's a valid point.  It's probably the first one you've made all day.




Whatever.  So let's talk about something that can't possibly lead to an argument.  I'm talking about Yoenis Céspedes.  He just signed a four-year, $110 million contract to stay in New York when most people thought he would sign for more years and/or more dollars elsewhere.  What are your thoughts on the man who's turned Citi Field into his own personal playground?




How can you possibly say that?  He's become an icon in just a year and a half.  His face adorns one of the greatest Free Shirt Friday giveaways from last season.  His walk-up music is from "The Lion King".  What could he possibly have done to get that kind of reaction from you?




You have a parking spot?  How are you even able to drive a car?  Who are you?  Toonces?




I think my head's about to explode.  Before it does, just give me your prediction on the Mets' final record this year and where they will finish in the division.




Wait, they're going to finish tied for first with the Nationals?  So who wins the tiebreaker?  Is the loser of the tiebreaker the wild card team or do they miss the playoffs altogether?




Why that no good son of a...  I hope you drive off a cliff with Toonces!

Ahem.

On that note, I think it's best if we just move away from the Magic 8-Ball and move into the 2017 baseball season.  It's been a long off-season, especially after Conor Gillaspie happened.  But like Mark McGwire once said, we're not here to talk about the past.  So let's look forward to the season that's about to begin for the Mets on Monday.  There's plenty to be excited about in 2017.

There's the return of Zack Wheeler.  There's also a ton of offensive talent playing in the final years of their contracts, which means players like Curtis Granderson, Neil Walker and Jose Reyes will be super motivated to have great seasons so they can earn another lucrative deal.  (Jay Bruce is also playing for a new contract, but I didn't mention him because I was only talking about talented offensive players.)

I hope you're looking forward to the upcoming season as much as I am.  And I certainly hope you're more optimistic about your favorite Mets players than a certain plastic prognosticator is.

Until next time, I hope you enjoy all the Opening Day festivities on Monday.  And remember, please help control the sarcastic sphere population by having your Magic 8-Ball spayed or neutered.

LET'S GO METS!!


Hey, kids!  The Magic 8-Ball has been making predictions since 2010, the year Jason Bay first soiled us with his presence.  To see what the Magic 8-Ball said prior to each of the previous seven seasons, please click on the links below: