With thanks to
Shannon Shark at
Mets Police, (and a shout-out to the one and only
Coop for bringing this to the attention of
Studious Metsimus), here are five questions that all
Mets fans should take the time to answer. If
Mets fan extraordinaire
Julia Stiles answers this questionnaire, please be sure to include your e-mail address at the bottom of your comment so we can...ahem...discuss your answers privately.
First you will see
Joey's answers, followed by his colleague's answers. Enjoy!
Question #1: When did I start following the Mets?Answer: June 20, 2004. That was the day I was born. I was born at the
Mets Team Store at
Shea Stadium. I was named after
Jose Reyes, but immediately changed my name to
Joey because I didn't know Spanish at the time and I wanted to be able to pronounce my own name.
THISISTHEBLUEANDORANGEDIVIDERTHATNOONEEVERNOTICESQuestion #2: Favorite Mets memory?Answer: May 17, 2007. The
Mets were down 5-1 in the ninth inning against the
Cubs and rallied for five runs to win 6-5. I was in
Section 2 of the
Upper Deck and I lost my voice. My colleague almost fell into the row in the front of him twice while he was jumping up and down in front of his seat. I would have paid to see that. Another
Mets moment I will never forget was sitting in field level seats for Game 1 of the 2006 NLCS.
My fav'rit
Mets moment would have been September 18, 2006 (the night the
Mets clinched the
NL East Division title), but someone forgot me at home that night.
THISISTHEBLUEANDORANGEDIVIDERTHATNOONEEVERNOTICESQuestion #3: Worst Mets memory?Answer: The day the picture below was taken. I was so embarrassed that day.
Poofball hats and
me; not a good combination.

Another horrible memory occurred when I dropped my
cannoli at
Citi Field. My colleague didn't go for my
"five second rule". It was still in one piece. Why couldn't I pick it up? I don't even remember if the
Mets won or lost that game. It was all about the
cannoli for me.
THISISTHEBLUEANDORANGEDIVIDERTHATNOONEEVERNOTICESQuestion #4: One off-field change I could make?Answer: Two words -
CAKE SHACK!THISISTHEBLUEANDORANGEDIVIDERTHATNOONEEVERNOTICESQuestion #5: First thing I would change if I owned the team?Answer: Three words -
MORE CAKE SHACK! (I'd also make sure that
Omar Minaya would make himself available before each home game to sit in the
Dunk Tank in the
Fan Fest Area.)
THISISTHEBLUEANDORANGEDIVIDERTHATNOONEEVERNOTICESThose are my answers and I'm sticking to them. Now here are the answers by my colleague. Let's see how wrong his answers will be.
Question #1: When did I start following the Mets?
Answer: It was during the 1981 season. I remember watching
Mookie Wilson run the bases and fell in love with him (not that there's anything wrong with that) and the team. Then the strike happened. To this day, I wonder if major league baseball would have gone on strike had I not put a hex on
Craig Swan that season.
THISISTHEBLUEANDORANGEDIVIDERTHATNOONEEVERNOTICESQuestion #2: Favorite Mets memory?
Answer: For games I attended, we have October 3, 1999. That was the game
Brad Clontz threw a wild pitch past
Mike Piazza that allowed
Melvin Mora to score the winning run and send the
Mets "to some semblance of post-season play" (quote provided by
Howie Rose). I also have fond memories of attending the division clincher in 2006 (sorry for leaving you home,
Joey) and three post-season games that year, all of which were
Mets victories.
Of course,
Game 6 of the
1986 World Series is not only my fav'rit
Mets moment of all-time, it's also the single greatest moment of my life. I remember every moment as if it took place yesterday. I can still see my mother toss aside her lucky ceramic elephant after her "pollo",
Keith Hernandez, flied out to
Dave Henderson for the second out of the tenth inning. I picked up the elephant and we all know what transpired on the field after that. I threw the elephant up in the air after
Ray Knight scored the winning run and it didn't break when it hit the ceiling at full speed. You just knew the
Mets were going to win the
World Series after that comeback.
THISISTHEBLUEANDORANGEDIVIDERTHATNOONEEVERNOTICESQuestion #3: Worst Mets memory?Answer: September 28, 2008. It was the day I said goodbye to
Shea Stadium. It did not end with a celebration, but with a loss. Even the ceremonies after the game seemed funereal to me.
Another bad
Mets memory actually happened on a day when the
Mets won on a walk-off home run by
Rico Brogna. The day was May 11, 1996. The
Mets had a four-run lead on the
Cubs and
Pete Harnisch was pitching well. Then
Cubs' catcher
Scott Servais started jawing at
Harnisch when
Pete came up to bat in the bottom of the fifth inning.
Harnisch turned around, got in
Servais' face and haymakers ensued. I was sitting behind the
Cubs dugout and the fight spilled over near where I was sitting. Of course, since I knew I would be a
Mets blogger 13 years later, I figured I should get closer to the action to take a picture of the fisticuffs. Then my left cheek was introduced to
Mark Grace's fist...I never did get any pictures that day, but I did get a swollen cheek. The
Cubs eventually rallied to tie the game in the ninth inning, but with one out,
Rico Brogna hit a long fly ball down the right field line that just went over the outstretched glove of
Sammy Sosa at the wall for a game-winning home run. The
Mets won the game 7-6, but I took home some of
Mark Grace's DNA on my cheek.
THISISTHEBLUEANDORANGEDIVIDERTHATNOONEEVERNOTICESQuestion #4: One off-field change I could make?
Answer: Do not allow the
Phillies team bus to enter the
Citi Field parking lot for any reason. With a couple of forfeits, the
Mets might have some meaningful games in September next season.
THISISTHEBLUEANDORANGEDIVIDERTHATNOONEEVERNOTICESQuestion #5: First thing I would change if I owned the team?Answer: First, I'd bring back
Mike Piazza and have
Zakk Wylde provide the music while the opposing team is batting. If
Zakk Wylde is unavailable, just have
Piazza play guitar for
Skid Row. However, make sure
Sebastian Bach is the lead singer. Otherwise, kidnap
Zakk Wylde and blame it on
Shane Victorino. Say he's still bitter for making the last out of the
World Series. 

The main thing I would want the team to change is the direction they're going in. Instead of focusing on
Brooklyn Dodger references, the direction each bullpen faces and hiring members of the
'86 Mets for any possible job within the organization, how about putting together a team that can beat the
Phillies?Start with pitching and go from there. If the team on the field next year performs better than the one that embarrassed us this year, then I don't mind paying an extra few bucks for my
promenade seats. I'd rather have more expensive tickets and a competitive team than a minor discount and
craparoni on the field. I would also make it mandatory for the
vendor who shouts
"SODA" to go out on a date with me.
THISISTHEBLUEANDORANGEDIVIDERTHATNOONEEVERNOTICESThat's it for this questionnaire, o beloved
SMFs! Thanks for reading our answers and please leave comments with your own answers as well. Remember, there are no wrong answers, unless if you're a fan of the
Yankees or the
Phillies. Have fun!